being the home page of Dan Schmidt.

• What's new?
• Personal
  • What I do
  • Why 'dfan', anyway?
  • I'm a twin
  • I have perfect pitch
  • I can't see anything when I close my eyes
• Music
  • Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
    • CDs, lyrics, sound clips
    • Upcoming shows
  • Compositions
• Other people's books and music
  • Book diary
    • 1998
    • 1999
    • 2000
    • Index by author
  • Proustometer
  • Notes on Infinite Jest
  • Favorite albums of the last few years
• Interactive Fiction
  • For A Change
  • SpeedIF
    • The Profesee
    • Revenge of the Chalupa
    • Another Day, Another Sea Monster
  • Miscellaneous stuff
• Writing
  • Shorter anecdotes and such
    • A funny story about Radio Shack
    • A cautionary story
    • The Spiderman paradox
    • Band names that really piss off club owners
    • Regarding the care and feeding of infants
    • Magnetic haiku
    • The most embarrassing fashion moment I have ever witnessed
    • The other time I wore a dress
    • An illustrated dream
    • The worst pickup line in the world
    • Tips on moving equipment
    • How to stop procrastinating
    • How not to comment code
    • Another coding story
    • My best jokes that no one else thinks are funny
  • Pseudo-creative pseudo-writing
    • A dream I never had
    • A patriotic song with unusual constraints
    • In which I eat my girlfriend's brain
    • On performance
    • Waiting for the end of the world
    • Not an allegory
    • The frogs who walk behind me
  • Longer fictiony kind of stuff
    • Waiting
    • Middle of the Road
    • Dividing Times
    • A Highly Erotic Experience
    • A Meditation on the Nature of Truth
• Technical things
  • Building a Better Hash, an article I wrote for The Perl Journal
  • Tools for noweb
  • Win95 port of Jeffrey Friedl's search perl script
  • Tools for playing email Diplomacy
  • An interesting math problem
  • dib, an entry in the 2002 ICFP Programming Contest